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Ian M
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 Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 8:45 am Post subject: Blonde Joke |
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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -given that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Wizz
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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LOL! 
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johnboy
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 4:55 pm Post subject: Re: Blonde Joke |
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Like it 
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paddy granger
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Good joke - much better than this one:
Q: What do you do if a blond woman throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull out the pin and throw it back! |
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Tenman
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| Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:33 am Post subject: |
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or... whats the connection between blondes and cowpats?
the older they get the easier they are to pick up... |
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Anyone know the answer to this one???
Whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley??? |
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Ian M
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| Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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OOPS! forgot to log in
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paddy granger
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A supermarket trolley takes a coin, whereas you can get any blonde for free?? 
I think the official answer (according to google ) is as follows: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. |
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:02 am Post subject: |
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You have no control over either, they can both f*ck up your car in the car park, they both make strange noises, they are both quite common. Some are plastic, some are small. Some are smelly, some take money. Both are so dumb that they accept outdated currency. Both can contain your meat and creme fraiche. Big ones sometimes get stuck in the aisle... 
Tell me, what's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? |
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