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alferr Alfasud
Joined: 02 May 2003 Posts: 76 Location: ausrtralia, south australia
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 12:55 am Post subject: An OLDIE but a GOODIE |
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What does FIAT stand for?
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Fix It Again Tony
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burgo90 Alfa Sprint
Joined: 29 May 2003 Posts: 118
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paddy granger Alfa Sprint
Joined: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 248
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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Or
Finance
Is
A
Trauma
From James who is too lazy to log me off.
A man goes into a car accessory shop and say's to the assistant "Can I have a hub cap for my ARNA?"
The assistant thinks for a moment and reply's "Okay, it seems a fair swop" |
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james Alfasud
Joined: 01 Apr 2003 Posts: 82
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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and...
F**ked
On
Race
Day _________________ Umm thinking of getting a Alfa 33 P4 16v cloverleaf.
I would have done but i could not see any nice ones, so on the end i went for a 145 QV. Very happy with it
But still looking for a nice cheep 33 cloverleaf. |
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James Granger Alfa 33
Joined: 10 Apr 2003 Posts: 302
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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or...
F**ked
Old
Rubber
Donkey
against
A
Luscious
F**king
Automobile |
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Adam H Alfasud
Joined: 07 May 2003 Posts: 92 Location: Portsmouth, UK
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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A quickie - can someone from Germany please help?
I understand that FIAT is an acronym for 'Failure In All Parts' - what is the German for the phrase?
Adam H |
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James Granger Alfa 33
Joined: 10 Apr 2003 Posts: 302
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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(F**ked?) In Allen Teilen
Can't seem to solve the F part: ausfall, versagen, defekt... |
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Alfist Alfa Arna
Joined: 27 Jun 2003 Posts: 19 Location: Oude Pekela, The Netherlands
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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Hmm.......old car jokes eh?
Here's some variants of those old car jokes in dutch:
FIAT= Fiasco In Auto Techniek.
Ford= Financieel Onbetrouwbaar Rot Ding.
VW= Volkomen Waardeloos.
AUDI= Als U Duwen Interesseerd.
Opel= Overal Pijn en Leed.
Opel= Overal Plamuur en Laswerk.
Opel= Overal Pech En Lawaai.
VOLVO= Vele Onderdelen Liggen Verder Op.
Here's a translations of it, doesn't sound correct in English though.
FIAT = fiasco in car technique.
Ford = financial unreliable rotten thing.
VW = complete worthless.
AUDI = if pushing interests you (??).
Opel = everywhere pain and sorrow.
Opel = everywhere filler and welding.
Opel = everywhere misfortune and noise.
VOLVO = many parts lie further on.
Saluti sportive, Arjan. _________________ Saluti sportive, Arjan Kuiper
Got the pleasure driving Alfa Romeo. |
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johnboy 16 Valve
Joined: 26 Jun 2003 Posts: 1061 Location: margate U.K
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 10:53 am Post subject: |
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OR LOTUS
LOTS
OF
TROUBLE
USUALLY
SERIOUS _________________ WODA WE NEED? MORE POWER!!
Alfa gt jtdm blackline
1990 S2 16v veloce sleeping!
2002 ts gtv the wifes now
1997 seadoo gsx 800
1999 freestyle superjet |
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